Sarikei vs Ikie

Recently, I bought this thing...

Hoping in return my body will somehow change into something like this...

Who am I trying to kid here? Me? And those legs? Macam tak mungkin jer...

T_T

I’m supposed to eat ANYTHING in equivalent with this>>>

And this>>> I had to completely eliminate these things from my diet; coffee, refined sugars and saturated fats, all of which act as toxins in the body. Fiber, including brown rice and organically-grown fresh fruits and vegetables is a must to chomp through. To cleanse and protect the liver herbs such as dandelion root, burdock and milk thistle, and green tea should be consumed as well. So here comes green tea from Watson...
Yummy or yucks? Absolutely yucks! Well, no pain, no gain.

Tetapi, adakah Ikie akan berjaya? Teng..teng..

But again, my tastebuds failed me. Thanks to Sarikei, a small town, but has a lot to offer, I mean, in terms of food. Scrumptious, mouth-watering food is all over Sarikei, cheap some more. Mana tak menggugat keimanan orang tengah berdiet kan. Among those penggugat keimanan...

Laksa: RM 3.00 ONLY

Kueh tiaw: RM 3.50 ONLY

Mi sua: RM 3.00 ONLY

Nasi goreng hailam(ps: with lots of meat inside!!!): RM 2.50 ONLY!!!

Pudding (Choc-more):

I'm addicted to these two fellow, sedap-lemak-berkrim...

(Kuih perahu)

Cheese-choc cake (one whole box): only RM40

Crunchy karipap

It's not that I'm trying to promote Sarikei's food just like what Airasia did, ok...

Airasia only knows to bluff people one, trying their best to advertise and sell out their hensem & good looking nasi lemak, sandwiches, etc with a bloody-expensive price. You all can trust me, those price I've stated are for REAL...